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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-absolute-funniest-posts:


It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

(Source: stereolights)

talktoyourcactus:

Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-smelling shampoos before? Everything was strawberry, and peppermint, and citrus. Nice, normal things.

Now I pick a bottle up and it’s like DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOUR HAIR VOLUME.

AND IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.

(Source: esmeraldaweatherwax, via wildathawrt)

meechemarie:

amazonkiss:

anastyanestis:

familiaralien:

zooophagous:

rubaiyatxcix:

via: iwastesomuchtime

edited to make it better veiwable on tumblr

This hurt my heart

;A; the last image especially.

damn. It makes you not complain.

God we’re so fucking selfish. 

I promise to look at this whenever I begin to make a complaint about something as little as those “justgirlythings” pictures above

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